KEELY'S FUN PAGE
Introduction
HELLO ... my name is Keely, I am 8 years old and live in Adelaide South Australia. My dad (Jeff) said I can put some fun stuff on this page. I am going to put some of my favourite jokes and things that make me laugh. Although dad said that this being a paranormal site there should be a spooky theme as well.
So I hope you enjoy this page. Please come back as I will up date the page when ever I can.
So I hope you enjoy this page. Please come back as I will up date the page when ever I can.
Fun Stuff
Zombie Jokes:
HOW can you tell if a corpse is Angry?
* It flips its lid..... WHAT do little zombies Play? * Corpse and robbers...... WHAT do zombies use to make cakes? * Self raising flour...... WHAT dont zombies wear on boat trips? * Life jackets..... WHY did the zombie stay in the coffin? * He felt rotten..... WHAT did the baby zombie want for his birthday? * A deadly bear..... WHAT type of music do zombies like? * Soul music..... |
Ghostly Jokes:
HOW can you tell what a ghost is getting for its
Birthday? * By feeling its presence..... WHAT do you call a ghosts mum and dad? * Transparents..... WHAT do you do if you're surrounded by a witch, a werewolf, a Vampire and two Ghosts? * Hope you're at a costume party.... WHAT is the favourite ride for little ghosts? * The roller-ghoster.... What is the first part of a newspaper that ghosts turn to? *The Horror-scope.... WHAT trees do ghosts like the best? * Ceme-trees.... WHERE do Australian ghosts live? * In the North Terror-tory.... WHERE do ghosts go swimming? * In the Dead Sea. WHICH ghost is the President of France? * Charles De Ghoul.... WHICH ghost ate the three bear's porridge? * Ghouldi-locks.... WHY are ghosts always tired? * Because they are dead on their feet.... WHY do ghosts like the Spice Girls? * Because they're an all ghoul band.... WHY dont ghost both telling lies? * Because you can see right though them.... WHY do Italian ghosts eat? * Spook-getti.... |
Vampire Jokes:
DID you hear about the vampire who got taken away in a straight jacket?
* He went batty..... WHAT do you get when you cross a vampire with a dinosaur? * A blood shortage.... HOW does Dracula eat his food? * In bite size pieces.... WHAT is a vampires favourite fruit? * Neck-tarines.... WHAT does a vampire never order at a restaurant? * Stake.... WHAT did the witch say to the vampire? * Get a life!.... WHAT is a vampires favourite sport? * Bat-minton.... What is a vampire's favorite dance? * The fang -dango.... WHY did the vampire take some medication? *To stop his coffin.... WHO won the race between between Count Dracula and Countess Dracula? * It was neck to neck.... WHY did Dracula go to the orthodontist? * To get a better bite.... Why does Dracula play poker? * Because he likes playing for high stakes.... WHAT did dracula cross the sea in? Blood vessels.... WHAT type of dog does Dracula have? * Bloodhound!.... WHAT do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? * Frostbite.... |
Skeleton Jokes:
WHAT kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
* Bone China.... WHAT was the skeleton rock band called? * The Rolling Bones.... WHAT's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument? * A trom-bone.... WHY did'nt the skeleton want to go to work? * Because his heart was'nt in it.... WHY do skeleton's hate winter? * Because the wind just just goes right through them.... WHY did'nt the skeleton cross the road? * Because he had no guts.... |